Thursday, January 13, 2005

my morning..so far

as i woke at 6:30 instead of my usual 5:30 and forgot to shave and put on deoderant in a rush to leave....

@work;

- Good morning, can i help you?
-BARBOSA!
-coming in for service ma`am?
-BARBOSA!
-do you have an appointment
-BARBOSA, INSPECTION
- i dont see your name on the scedual today
-BARBOSA! I SPOKE TO STEVE!
-ok see steve


i dont know why but i found that amusing
i also called someone needledick by accident


6 Comments:

Blogger kalor the destructor said...

needledick- haha,"whoops"
i don't know man, you really could use a sextra hour of sleep.that is a perfect mix between office space and fight club, fuck shit up.

13 January, 2005 11:19  
Blogger Críostóir said...

well his name was needleman...and he was being a real prick

13 January, 2005 11:46  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

why mr grant, i am liking this new edge of yours, pretty sexxxxxxxxy.

13 January, 2005 13:51  
Blogger Críostóir said...

Thank you.

13 January, 2005 14:19  
Blogger Críostóir said...

i miss you too bud, you hot little thing you...back in iowa?

13 January, 2005 15:20  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

don't forget the 13 inch cock declaration

17 January, 2005 03:19  

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