lemon drop martinis

last night io drank a few lemon drop martinis (i actualy prefer them straight up with a twist but i was having a girly slumber party) and dyed my har brownish
this morning i was awaked by kala's roomate's parents trying to break the door down...
kala's roomate has this boyfriend that her folks dont know about so she spent the weekend with him and her parents freaked out because she wasnt in her dorm by 9pm on a saturday night....
when they woke me up this morning i wash completly nude and had a huge morning wood...thank god for door chains..