Tuesday, February 22, 2005

"there square muther-fuck"

man pennsylvania is long...
it was well worth the trip, being pulled over twice, once in indiana for go too fast (85mph) and once on the way back in ohio for going too slow (60mph in a 65...i was pulling out of a rest stop and taking off my coat as a cop came up behind me)
my car alarm you know the one i didnt know i had...it started to go off at a rest stop some where in eastern indiana so i pulled a macgyver and tore it out...ok so maybe it wasnt a macgyver move, more like the incredible hulk.

after that kind of lone drive you have no idea how good a futon in iowa looks or how comfertable it is...and for that matter on the the trip back a single sized bed in a girls dorm new brunswick new jersy looks (it looks sexy, thats how it looks muther-fuck)

lets drink, drink this town is so great...
so whats the first thing i did in iowa city, oh i dont know have a beer.
hamburg inn had a pretty decent burger and really good fries it felt like i was going over to a friends house to play and his mother made us lunch...
hey theres a guitar shop...wanna go smell?
NAP!!
drinks and pool at joes place
boondock saints in room 27(?) on the projecter...cool to see on the screen like that ...chairs majorly uncomfertable after an hour and half
sleep...i just couldnt take any more conciousness

Sat-er day
no squagel, no eggs
hoover ball - nuts 8 people, hoover ball keep away hoover ball elimination (my team won) ultimate hoover ball (mix between ultimate frisby, rugby and football - my team also won, however no goals scored by yours truely)
so whats next after an intense cardio work out (it was excellent but it wasnt sexcellent if you catch my meaning ok ok it wasnt as good as sex but it was very fucking close)
pizza and beer. odd mixes of blue moon and guinness. cheese burger in paridise is nuts just fucking crazy leetuce, picles and onions on a pizza? thats just not right.

who would win in a fight
whisky or vodka
rum or tequila
almond sliver/slices or crasians
lobo or wolverine

ok so how about some macgyver?
watched macgyver on the big screen (saved the ant attack episode for miss schalk)
magnum PI came to the conclusion that as much as we (me and jay) love macgyver magnum is a much better put together show
lots more guinness at joes
ill mannered jukebox
i think another cuple episodes of magnum but i fell asleep

do you want these 3 hour old eggs?
NO! and you dont have anymore squagels again!!
million dollar baby - sorry have not reviewed movies in while...no one cares anyway
cds cds cds
bennigains - half assed irish themed chain resturant, not bad again outstanding fries

"that'll be 80 bucks for the tow"..
time saving genuis i am thought i would pull off to the side of the road to piss. i wound up sliding into a ditch- fuck
some good hearted goober trucker pulled off and got stuck as well then saw he could do nothing but pull off my bumper drove away and took out a huge fucking sign in wich i was going to put under my tires to get some traction but before i could make it over there a cop pulled up and called a tow truck to pull me out. now i must say that cops in other states are much nicer and have your best intrists in mind (most of the time) and that long island and jersey cops are total dicks.

the new quicker stop of the future...
made a quick visit and nap in jersey to spend time with my baby...and talk about how we dont talk any more. good make outness and such
nasty cold fries and upset stomachs


sloth
home to a screaming lauren and a lauging scott....lauren thought i was scotts stalker and i had broken in...they convinced me to watch a movie with them in scotts room and have a few beers ....turned out to be a pajama fest....had to make up for two lost roommate nights
watched the end of dark city and the first half of seven.

what a great few days....

14 Comments:

Blogger Críostóir said...

Sorry its so long and pumpkin...4 days of happenings ya know

22 February, 2005 14:42  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

pa is the most obese state ever.
vodka
rum
craisins
i don't know the difference
i think you are right about magnum, it is so well written, although i love macguyver a lot more.
thanks for the visit
i will make out whenever you want

22 February, 2005 20:23  
Blogger Críostóir said...

Crasians are gay
whisky would win
lobo

now who would win a bagel or a squagel...

fuckin paret heads

23 February, 2005 07:50  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

ok- i realize that the opposite of everything i said would win, i was just simply stating what i would prefer to win. i love vodka and rum and craisins, and if it were up to me- aquaman would win, cause when else would he win in a match against anyone unless my preference willed it?
and bagels, for sure.

23 February, 2005 09:01  
Blogger Críostóir said...

you drop a bagel and it rolls away ...if you drop a squagel it it just sits there....its square muther fuck!

ha ha actualy i think rum would honestly win...spiced rum, not like coconut or pineapple

pinot or reisling?
im just not drinking fuckin merlot

23 February, 2005 09:11  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

that's it! i neeeed to listen to it right now. here it goes.square motherfuck

LIMON

ohhh

23 February, 2005 09:42  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

don't be oppressed by the tyranny of round

23 February, 2005 09:57  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

Aquaman could really beat the shit out of anyone

23 February, 2005 12:57  
Blogger Críostóir said...

Aquaman sux ass...the only one he can beat is namor.

the quail also sux in comparison to murdok

23 February, 2005 13:05  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

FUCK!!! i meant to say QUAILMAN can beat the shit out of anyone. i guess i was looking at the comments while i was typing. aquaman is a puss, but i love him

23 February, 2005 13:33  
Blogger Críostóir said...

Uh i think its obvious..

[Bwa na na!] Jack Bandit

24 February, 2005 07:13  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

oh man, can y'all write Bwa na na again?

that makes me happy

24 February, 2005 08:44  
Blogger Críostóir said...

Kala is bwa na na...so cute

24 February, 2005 11:01  
Blogger Críostóir said...

Yes, boy was your moms ex suprised when we came after him with that mickey mantle edition louey....

25 February, 2005 07:22  

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