brains...brains
scott, chris and lauren are sitting on the torn up leather couches watching a slasher flick "friday the thirteenth" or "holloween" well something to the like. just as a topless teen screams the window brakes and scott is pulled out side trough the window by a half decomposed body...a zombie if you will another zombie bites and claws at lauren. chris takes a swig of his Guinness and lights a Winston "eh, i told them this house was vulnerable to zombie attack"
i did, i told them plenty of times all the windows the flimsy doors
what the fuck am i supposed to do if there is a zombie attack...thirsty for my brain juice.
i did, i told them plenty of times all the windows the flimsy doors
what the fuck am i supposed to do if there is a zombie attack...thirsty for my brain juice.
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i have heard you declare that many times.
perhaps you could just leave them lauren and scott's head at the door or windows as a distraction and they'll move on
Thats what they get...i said we should go to home depot and get ply wood and 2by4's
you should nail a 2x4 at the entrance of the door so they will trip on it, but you have to be sure that YOU don't trip on it. ummmm, no, i am not ripping off the big lebowski or anything.hehehe
unicorns!
i can't believe they FINALLY discovered unicorns!
eat the zombie before it eats you
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