Friday, September 24, 2004

Yesta-day

at work well before the sun (5:30am) - suck
winey ass customers all day
leave work at 6:10pm to sit in traffic for 1hr 45min
make my girlfriend cum
half a blow job before her father comes home (just like being in hgh skool again)
go home
drink a beer
watch magnum pi (the first episode)
masterbate
fall asleep

now im back at work ive bee here since 5:21 am ill be here till 6:30pm

4 Comments:

Blogger kalor the destructor said...

yea,man, totally sounds like you need a break. i know i throw this bit of advice around like a bloody slice of beeeeeeef, but you are in need of spiritual masturbation. magnum pi really does kick ass, but the massachew kids are so much better so you should mosey.

24 September, 2004 16:58  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can do nothing but giggle in reaction to this post.

and I have to thank you for showing me the incredible spiritual masturbation that is Magnum P.I., I feel like a new chapter of my life has just begun. ;)

25 September, 2004 19:02  
Blogger Críostóir said...

well...i know it was half because it takes me exactly 32 minutees to cum....it was only 16 minutes....i know this because i am a cyborg...a cyborg of love...

27 September, 2004 06:22  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EROTOBOT SUPER BANG!

that should be our robot band name! though for some reason I feel like I need to be a hot japanese chick to be in that band.

27 September, 2004 15:02  

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