Tuesday, September 14, 2004

the great condiment debate

the one thing my girlfriend and i do not have in comon is my hatred for all condiments ie; mayo,catsup,mustard,sour cream and "special sauce" i do not include the following BBQ sauce (this is a sauce) salt and pepper (these are seasonings) if the food is good it shouldnt be smothered with crap...here is my reasoning (besides the fact that it all tastes so like shit). mayonnaise is an emulsification of raw eggs and oil. an emulsification is a mixture of to substances that dont normaly mix in nature....mustard tastes like sweaty balls. sour cream...well the reason i dont eat sour cream is simply in the name sour cream....cream that has gone sour no thanks....dont even get me started on "special sauce" most of the time its mayo and catsup together my god...shit what are they thinking

I've been brewing again

"patty your the catsup on my french fries, patty your the mayonnaise for me"

9 Comments:

Blogger Críostóir said...

raw eggs and oil do not mix....there is no getting around it ....fucking raw eggs

14 September, 2004 13:01  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like ketchup, but I'm not obscene about it like Pasty and Dale.

Sour cream is good if you don't think about it. you think too much perhaps?

Mayo = gross. it is only acceptable on fast food or potato salad. I'm not like, a mayo fiend or anything.

But I somehow think we can work through this conflict.

I am restraining myself from making any vulgar comments about mustard, but it isn't easy.

14 September, 2004 15:29  
Blogger Críostóir said...

i'm glad we can work through this...and im glad you brushed your teeth after eating mayo for my benifit....you are an amazing and sweet woman

14 September, 2004 15:42  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and I let you use my toothbrush ;)

seriously though, you're the amazing one.

I'm going to stop there before I make everyone else vomit from cuteness overload.

14 September, 2004 16:07  
Blogger Erin said...

barf is funny.

if you mix up all your condiments, i believe that what you get is a barfideous substance.

and then you can laugh at it.

but barf doesn't like to be laughed at. so watch out.

14 September, 2004 19:03  
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

oh,no! HONEY mustard is amazing!!!! honey makes anything amazing. you can put honey on any barfiderous or whatever substance and it would turn into sweet magic. sweeeetttt magic.ps, i am kinda missing my blog. fuck :(

14 September, 2004 21:48  
Blogger Erin said...

i second that honey mustardy motion.

15 September, 2004 21:11  
Blogger Críostóir said...

honey = good
mustard is SHIT

18 September, 2004 08:12  
Blogger Críostóir said...

i'd much rather smell baby poo than mustard given the option....well on second thought...yeah yeah i would

19 September, 2004 21:06  

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