sir algenon farnsworth

saw a really awesome episode of magnum last night it was the first one they used the famous theme song in..
magnum his lady and a puppy (sir algenon) were being chased by a sterotype italian mobster and his 2 nephews in a bananna field. magnum stumbled into some "growers" with guns and said he was looking for his patch (weed that is) and being chased by feds, ha that mobster got a fire fight he wasnt expecting ....later rick and tc help magnum save the day....see the mobster was looking for the dog cause ther was a tatoo on it with numbers to a swiss bank account with 4 million dollars ...the dog now belongs to a good friend of higgins (thats how magnum got the case)

mess

i tiered of living with a dog.....my house is covered in hair and smells like wet puppy
the hair is not all saturns though its also elvis' and all the ashes on the coffee table and scraps of "papers" on the floor im done cleaning after that mother fucker

was i blown off or did you just need space. i hate when the people i love are unhappy and i cant do anything about it

shizen

if they ever put macguiver on dvd ill never leave my house...

I'm the best boyfriend ever

This is a brasy statement i know, however its kinda true....only cause she deserves every bit of my attention...her birthday is in november and i already have an awesome day planned for us (a few days before). She is a great and cute monkey robot pirate zombie butler. as you may tell my self esteem id much higher and my ego as well

Timothy Hutton and the infinate sadness

you guys are the best...that being said it was an interesting weekend making sweet love i dont know what came over me but i was incesable (if someone knows how to spell that please let me know) and it was great ...magnum tc huggins and the gang....on fri.....unable to go to the strip club cause samms hofstra (or wherever i cant remember) id was unexcepted so back to magnum and making out....

sat so good to have samm sleep over but so boring to go to a family party i always feel so out of place and the never ending questions hows work? hows the army? get called to iraq yet? fuck off if you really wanted to know me you would ask hows the music? make any beer lately? hows the love of your life?

after the party, picked up samm again watched beautifull girls - awesome movie i had finaly gotten another copy of it after someone stole it

sunday blah clean the bathroom all that fucking elvis hair bastard did the dishes and made breakfast for every one - not 1 fucking thank you or this tastes good chris....then i went to my parents and ate like a fuck went home and guesse what there was fucking hair all over the place fuck!

went over to samms to take silly pictures and goof around. monkey, monkey.

Yesta-day

at work well before the sun (5:30am) - suck
winey ass customers all day
leave work at 6:10pm to sit in traffic for 1hr 45min
make my girlfriend cum
half a blow job before her father comes home (just like being in hgh skool again)
go home
drink a beer
watch magnum pi (the first episode)
masterbate
fall asleep

now im back at work ive bee here since 5:21 am ill be here till 6:30pm

Fuck!

"customer states"....my whole life at work a series of complaints...i couldnt even take a shit with out getting interupted today fucksters...i dint even get to call my sweetie at 2:57 like i normally due i had to wait till like four.. istill havent called my sister back....uh thats why i therapitic brew...

the great condiment debate

the one thing my girlfriend and i do not have in comon is my hatred for all condiments ie; mayo,catsup,mustard,sour cream and "special sauce" i do not include the following BBQ sauce (this is a sauce) salt and pepper (these are seasonings) if the food is good it shouldnt be smothered with crap...here is my reasoning (besides the fact that it all tastes so like shit). mayonnaise is an emulsification of raw eggs and oil. an emulsification is a mixture of to substances that dont normaly mix in nature....mustard tastes like sweaty balls. sour cream...well the reason i dont eat sour cream is simply in the name sour cream....cream that has gone sour no thanks....dont even get me started on "special sauce" most of the time its mayo and catsup together my god...shit what are they thinking

I've been brewing again

"patty your the catsup on my french fries, patty your the mayonnaise for me"

this must be what jail is really like

so i rarely hear from pete any more witch is a shame cause i love the fucker...
he sent everyone this cryptic message about spending 40 hours in jail a week or 2 ago...aparntly for standing on a side walk and nothing else ....since i know pete intimetly (having slept and drank and vacationed with him) i dont beleve that and when i was i.m.-ing him early he quickly changed the subject and signed off....peter man if your listening your close freinds want to know .... well! .....fucker.

ah...very sexifull

i need to stock up on more bond films for next time i hang out with noah..and not fall asleep...i think all the drinking tiered me out started at 12:00pm sunday finished 5:30 am monday....

helping samantha paint yesterday...well kinda just watching her be sexiful covered in paint with tight jeans on....occasionaly rubbing some paint on the wall (hot pink primer)

mmmm BBq was good ...shame on you who didnt make it...jk

life is silly

fell alseep a few times on the way to work this morning i kept doing oe of these (makes jerking motion with entire body as if waking from a minutes worth of dangerous sleep)...my room mate had some loud mouth ass hole poker player at my house last night keeping me up...fucker

i got dirty looks from my boss/dad for having a maroon hicky on my neck...keep it below the colar..

BBQ sunday for labor day all are welcome to come, BBQ's are great need to pack some more in before summers officialy over