im back....i think

ok i think im back...lets see if this stays a while

i just paid $1,660.00 in federal taxes and $771.00 in state....my fucking god...what a bunch of assholes...and because they took out so much of this weeks pay check it looks like ill be going to coin star by wensday.

but it will all be ok because im winning mega millions tonight and my share after taxes will be $4,500,000!

fuck me!

attention folks,
my fuck ass job will not let me post on my blog, on my friends comments or go to the red sox web page ....fucking fire wall
so this is a anoucement to let y`all know that my posts will be very few and far between until i get off my ass and send my lap top back to gateway (a group of fucksters).

also to let y`all know that on april 16th im having a done with taxes party (the i.r.s. another group of fucksters)
on april 23rd i will be playing a rock show in amherst mass...well ill be opening for noahs div III project... im so proud of my man...his collegate career is drawing to a close.

ok thats it i think....

ill be in touch as much as i can....

love you guys

ohh that hurts my parts

enough! enough of these fucking ribbons on peoples car
ribbons are to be worn on tuxes and gowns at award shows and benifits...

"Bad dates"

"dates, you eat `em"

i went to a habatchi grill place last night and i think they tried to kill me, cause im a round eye devil. the chicken tasted off and rubbery...i should have left after they tried to feed me zuccinni chunks by flinging them across a hot grill into my mouth.

a tree fell on my parents car in a parking lot and all they could do was laugh.

i realized why my job is ass hole...it always starts on a lie...
the lie;
customer #1 - how are you this morning
christopher - I'm good, how are you
customer #1 - good, thank you....

and it goes on from there

the truth;
customer #2 - good morning how ya been
christopher - well i fell like shit..i ate some bad chicken and i spent last night vomiting and when i wasnt vomiting i was shiting....so how can i help you today
customer #2 - i need an oil change and a loaner car...oh and i have a coupon for my oil change...and there are some rattles and im having some issues that should be covered under warrany some squeeks and rattles and a problem with my navigation screen and my seat heaters arent working...my ass is cold.

sorry to vent.

mitch hedberg was a fantastic comic...i cant believe this.

attention red socks fans

please accept my apologies as it is my fault you lost your last few games to the yankees...i have not watched any of the games due to thier time and the fact that my cable is out....again i am very sorry, however i will be watching the games a little later in the season when it counts.

"after the lobby its the hotel party"

sat night we had a hotel party in nj....drank a bottle of bacardi...my life is a rap song.

on the way back my muffler broke away from the resinator pipe (or b-pipe)
im replacing it today...my first nissan sentra had the same problem only i had no money to fix it....i love this car but it needs more hp.

im going to amherst on fri to visit noah cerveny and erin mae black...weather they like it or not.

just thought id give an update on whats going on.