not impressed
as i was driving to work this morning i was thinking about my job technology. there is all sorts of crazy shit in cars today navigation (GPS) seat warmers, memory seat positions voice activation power every thing...head lights that turn before the car does, tire pressure moniters, dvd players in the head rests and the list goes on and on...useless shit i mean yeah its neat but do you need it?
i for one am not impressed.
in my car (1993 nissan sentra) there are none of these things, no power locks, windows or dvd players..just turn the key and go, this impresses the shit out of me. think a bout it from an unfrozen cavemans point of view how amazing this is, this basic technology. you turn a key and move a lever now your going 80 mph on the express-way, all these lights come on, ghost music "holy mastadon" i might think (if i were a caveman). see the problem with all this new technology in cars is manufacturers are pushing it too fast to try and beat competion causeing all of this shit to be kinda lousy in operation.
top five countrys i would like to live in;
5. japan - i dont know tokyo i guess kinda a party town
4. belgum - good chocolat
3. iceland - any where in iceland really - preferbly with bjork
2. scotland - glasgow maybe, play golf with sean connery drink 12 year old singal malt
1. ireland- dublin,cork,limerick,kilkenny,belfast doesnt matter as long as my place is a stone throw from a pub...who am i kidding theres a pub a stone throw from a pub in ireland
i for one am not impressed.
in my car (1993 nissan sentra) there are none of these things, no power locks, windows or dvd players..just turn the key and go, this impresses the shit out of me. think a bout it from an unfrozen cavemans point of view how amazing this is, this basic technology. you turn a key and move a lever now your going 80 mph on the express-way, all these lights come on, ghost music "holy mastadon" i might think (if i were a caveman). see the problem with all this new technology in cars is manufacturers are pushing it too fast to try and beat competion causeing all of this shit to be kinda lousy in operation.
top five countrys i would like to live in;
5. japan - i dont know tokyo i guess kinda a party town
4. belgum - good chocolat
3. iceland - any where in iceland really - preferbly with bjork
2. scotland - glasgow maybe, play golf with sean connery drink 12 year old singal malt
1. ireland- dublin,cork,limerick,kilkenny,belfast doesnt matter as long as my place is a stone throw from a pub...who am i kidding theres a pub a stone throw from a pub in ireland
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excellent choices. though i would have to add croatia ("the new greece") and estonia (just out of curiosity)
they might slip into the top ten...but there not good enough to be in the top five
sorry jay, i was thinking of cirok from sat night live made famous by phil hartmen who also co-wrote pee wees big adventure
if you recall that was the same day we met bald adam
i meant estonia the country. i bet the town in california is lame. much like pauly shore.
OK, no pauly shore was not from estonia ...it was brendan fraiser...he was crawl pauly was the weasel, and "sam wise's" friend
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