when i wipe my ass

i flush the paper down the lou....is this wrong. ive had two roomates (mike 1st now elvis, scott somehow knows better) in my life who've thrown there fecal encrusted paper in the garbage...thats fucked up. i came home last night and the dog had pulled elvis' poo paper from the trash and dragged around the house. fucker! thank god for stolen medical supplies (ie;latex gloves and rubbing alcohal)
i need to buy a new vacuum tonite the one lauren stole from me and scott wasnt picking up the dog and elvis' hair very well....to fucking mangy animals i have living with me