The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club while drunk. you will get a black eye. lil' petey, skulltise and me were drunk at eds house and peter punched me in the eye while i was eating terriaki beef jerky, it was really pretty funny (not as funny as noahs last blog entry, although no matter how drunk i am i wont go near poo). other funny things have happened as a direct result of watching fight club the first was the first time i saw it mark was drunk on my couch and couldnt get up to move his car blocking jays so i decided "hey i can drive stick" ( ididnt know the first thing about driving stick) i rumage through marks poket, his keys and electric tape fall out and what does he reach for?.... his electrical tape and then he howls and mutters something about rugby chicks (well rugby chick, that was a diffrent story). i go out to marks car get it started stall about 4 times and cant get it into reverse so jays trying to help sticks his head in the door just as i hit the gas and smack the door hits his face. the other funny thing is a skulltise story he tried to start his own fight club behind the skool and it was broken up by a bunch of bike cops with little bicycle shorts because some kid told his mommy(see the first rule of fight club!).
skulltise ha ha ha " these are most deadly scorpians ive ever seen"